Sunday, November 4, 2012
Well, I'm glad that's over.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: When I first had the idea to watch and review 31 different parts 3 from series where I've never seen parts 1 or 2, I honestly thought I'd be watching some good movies. Turns out, I was wrong -- for the most part, anyway. Still, I had fun and, I hope, entertained some people, which maybe made some of the misery worth it. But, as I said, I'm glad it's over. This was a lot of work.
I'm finally able to actually come home from work and not watch some gawd awful movie. In fact, as soon as it was November and I was completely done, I went next door to the Redbox and rented The Three Stooges. It sucked. I should've known better than to rent something with "three" in the title.
Anyway, here are some random thoughts and pointless statistics:
Movies watched: 30 (I had two videos devoted to Death Wish 3)
Best Movie: House of Frankenstein. (Second best would be Dracula III. Third best would be, maybe, Phantasm 3. After that... everything sucked)
Worst Movie: Shark Attack 3... maybe.
Most Hateful Movie: Feast 3. (As bad as most of these were, this is the only one that I regret watching.)
Movie that was so bad I didn't even review it: The Grudge 3
Best Actor: Ian McKellan for Richard III
Best Actress: Mary Elizabeth Winstead for Final Destination 3
Best Director: Patrick Lussier for Dracula III
Best Boobs: Natassia Malthe for Bloodrayne 3
Most Nudity: Chained Heat 3 (It was basically a porno... but watch Bloodrayne instead.)
Best Appearance by Warwick Davis: Leprechaun 3
Longest Video: House of Frankenstein (11 minutes and 39 seconds)
Shortest Video: Demons 3 (1 minute and 51 seconds)
Most Popular Video: Wrong Turn 3 (1,667 views... don't ask me why. I don't get it either.)
Least Popular Video: Every Death From Death Wish 3 (82 views. I honestly thought this would be popular. Not sure why.)
Personal Favorite Video: I thought House of Frankenstein was pretty good, but I also enjoyed Basket Case 3.
In Conclusion: I dunno. I got nothing.