Bored on my day off, so let's watch some more movie trailers:
The Expendables 2
Two words: Hell yes!
Ok, two more words: Chuck Norris!
Ok, two more words: Jean Claude Van Da... wait, how many words is that? Anyway, I'm excited for this one.
Jack the Giant Killer
Does this look awful or kind of good? I can't tell, but I'm leaning toward awful. I mean, a big budget action extravaganza based on Jack and the Beanstalk? I guess if that sounds good to you, this won't disappoint. I'll probably rent it. Maybe.
Wait a minute! This isn't a trailer! This is more like a trailer for a trailer. Anyway, it looks pretty neat, even though Ridley Scott is pretty hit or miss for me, but his films are always interesting anyway. I think maybe I remember reading about how this film started out as a prequel to Alien, but then he changed it up and made it self-contained. Or am I thinking of a different movie? Anyway, I'm interested. I hope there's an actual trailer that comes out soon!
Wrath of the Titans
This might actually be the best trailer I've ever seen. I'm sure the movie is going to be really stupid, but boy is that a cool trailer. I'll definitely see this one, not only because it looks pretty awesome but also because I saw the first one in the theater so I have no reason to skip this one, since they look to be pretty much the same movie. This one looks like it has more monsters in it though.
Casa de me Padre
I have no idea what this is supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure I'm not interested.
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie
From the blurb on the website:
"An all new feature film from the twisted minds of cult comedy heroes Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim."
I've never heard of these people, and judging from this trailer, I'm going to take "cult comedy heroes" to mean, "a couple of guys who aren't funny."
No interest in this one at all, but good luck to them, whoever they are.
Rock of Ages
I'm sure some people will think this looks like fun. I'm not one of those people.
Min in Black 3
Seems like too much time has passed for this to be the least bit relevant or welcome... but it looks like fun to me. I'll rent it for sure.
Why not? I can't wait to see that nude scene in 3-D!
This looks obnoxious and nowhere near as cool as the that other film based on Snow White.
Peter Facinelli is my boy, and this does look kind of entertaining, but come on! Loosies? That's the worst title I've ever heard. I'll rent it. Maybe.
The Dark Knight Rises
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person on the planet who hated both Batman Begins and its sequel, so I'm probably the only person on the planet who isn't excited to see this third (and final?) entry in Christopher Nolan's Batman series of films. This trailer didn't change my mind, since it looks just as pretentious, boring, and downright un-Batman-like as the previous two films. I'm gonna sit this one out.