Riddick Trailer

Here's the trailer for "Riddick," the third film in the Riddick series. It looks... ok. I'll see it, but... I dunno. It basically just looks like a remake of Pitch Black. I loved Pitch Black, but Chronicles of Riddick was one of my all time favorite movies (for real!), so I'm a little upset that this latest filming doesn't seem to be continuing the storyline laid out in that film.

But whatever. I'm not going to complain about a new Riddick movie:

Jack Reacher

This was actually a pretty good movie, believe it or not.

I mean, if you don't hate Tom Cruise, that is. I don't hate Cruise nor do I really understand why so many people do, but I do understand that such hate exists, and that for many people it burns with such passion they can't even sit through the trailers for his movies, let alone the movies themselves. And, please, don't try to explain the hate because I've heard it all before. He's annoying. He's short. He's a closet homosexual. He's a Scientologist. He jumped on Oprah's couch. He was mean to Matt Lauer. Pffft. Who cares? He's still a pretty good actor who often makes interesting films.

But, anyway, I was talking about Jack Reacher.

The highest compliment I can pay this movie is that I actually watched the whole thing, from start to finish... in one sitting, even! Look, I'm an adult with a job, friends, family, hobbies, and commitments. I remember back when I was younger and I used to watch multiple movies in the same day. Now I'm lucky if I can find an hour here or there to even start a movie. Most days I come home from work and I'm just so tired I end up going to bed at 8:00 at night. Basically, being an adult sucks. I can't even imagine how impossible life would be if I had kids.

But I watched all of this one, even though it was about two hours and ten minutes, which was probably about thirty minutes longer than it needed to be. And I'll admit, I did check the clock a few times to see how much longer I had, and it always seemed to say there was two hours and ten minutes left. I must've been watching it in the center of a black hole or something. I also can't really tell you what happened in regards to the plot since I have no freakin' idea. It had something to do with some sniper who murdered some people for some reason that I never really caught, and he had to be brought to justice by Jack Reacher, who was some kind of something or other who worked for the government... unless he didn't. I dunno.

There's a scene -- and I'm pretty sure it was even in the trailer -- where two guys are talking about this mysterious ghost agent named Jack Reacher. One of them asks, "So how do we get in contact with Jack Reacher?" And then the other guy says, "You don't. Jack Reacher has to get in contact with you." And then at that exact second, the secretary pokes her head in the door and says, "There's a Jack Reacher here to see you." And then Tom Cruise walks in and said something I can't remember, but it was probably something like, "I'm Jack Reacher."

Now that was probably the dumbest scene in movie history, and that's basically how every scene plays out. Every scene is about some characters talking about Jack Reacher, and then Jack Reacher shows up, usually to punch somebody in the face. He's good at that... both Jack Reacher and Tom Cruise. This movie has some awesome fight scenes, especially the one where he beats up a group of guys in a bar, or when he headbutts those two guys faces together over and over again.

There's also one of the best car chases I've ever seen, and I'm not joking. It was awesome.

Anyway, that's Jack Reacher. If you don't mind Tom Cruise or really dumb movies, check it out. Cruise does a good job as Jack Reacher, whoever that is, and the rest of the cast is good too, including Robert Duvall, Richard Jenkins, that blonde gladiator from the first season of Spartacus, Werner Herzog, and Rosamund Pike. Rosamund Pike is a wonderful actress and a beautiful woman, but it was obvious that every scene she was in was lit by the cinematographer to perfectly show off her cleavage. Seriously, every scene she's in that's all you'll be able to look at. She plays a defense attorney or something, even though she never does anything, never procures any evidence, and never steps into a courtroom. And the direction by Christopher McQuarrie is pretty great. It's a fun, exciting movie, even though it was way too long, way too stupid, and made zero sense.

And, really? Jack Reacher? Am I the only one who hears that name and always thinks of that Fish and Chips place Arthur Treacher's?

Spielberg-A-Thon Part 21: The Lost World: Jurassic Park

The Lost World: Jurassic Park, the not all together very good sequel to the very brilliant Jurassic Park. I got a cold midway through recording this video, so I apologize if my already nasally voice sounds that much worse.

In Memoriam: George Jones (1931 - 2013)

I remember the first time I ever heard the music of George Jones. I thought to myself, "Wow, this guy was probably amazing before his stroke."

Well, George Jones never had a stroke, but lord knows he didn't lead an easy or turmoil free life, and the loving and the leaving and the drinking and the smoking and the demons all led to one of the greatest country voices of all time, if not the greatest. If Pavarotti had been born in Tennessee, he would've sounded something like George Jones... after his stroke, that is.

Anyway, I always liked the guy and I'm sad he's gone.

Spielberg-A-Thon Part 20: Schindler's List

This is not an easy film to watch, so you can imagine how difficult it was to review, so forgive me for taking an extra week. It's a brilliant work of art and I hope I did it justice:

Iron & Wine: Ghost on Ghost

I have a funny story about Iron & Wine: Years ago, a girl I was dating at the time and I went to see Iron & Wine at First Avenue in Minneapolis, MN. We drove past the venue while looking for a place to park, and I saw a homeless man standing out front -- shaggy beard, dirty clothes, fat, etc -- and joked, "look! It's Iron & Wine!" My girlfriend got really excited and looked over, then got pissed when she saw it was just some gross bum.

Then, later on that evening, after we were inside and Iron & Wine took the stage... we both looked at one another in shock. That guy I thought was a bum was actually the guy from Iron & Wine.

True story. Anyway, I told you that story because I have nothing much to say about this new album other that it's brilliant and you should buy it.

42

42 is the new biopic about Jackie Robinson, and while it isn't a great movie, there's a great movie hidden in there, just waiting to be excavated and dug out by a merciless editor. Anyway, it's still a very good film, a very important story, and I recommend it highly. I loved it.

It's a story most people know, of course, about the first African American to enter the realm of Major League Baseball, but it's the kind of movie you can know but not actually now. I've only known the cliff notes version of the story, without actually knowing much about the man or what his incredible accomplishment actually entailed. This is not an easy movie to watch, since the language and attitudes and the racism of the time are such integral parts of the story. You will be disgusted and sickened and angered by what you'll see, but that's kind of the point and it's something that we as Americans need to be faced with and reminded of constantly. We did some horrible things, and it was only because of heroes like Jackie Robinson and Brooklyn Dodgers owner Branch Rickey that we are where we are today.

So that's why I can forgive the movie for occasionally being trite, hokey, and sometimes guilty of hero worship instead of showing Jackie Robinson as an actual human being with faults and frailties.

This isn't a movie about Jackie Robinson, so much as a movie about what he did and what he represented.

Anyway, I loved it and recommend it highly. See it for the story. See it for the exceptional baseball sequences. See it for its historical importance. See it for the star making performance by newcomer Chadwick Boseman or the Oscar-worthy performance by screen veteran Harrison Ford, who, for maybe the first time in his entire career, actually acts.

But just see it.

In Memoriam: Jonathan Winters (1925 - 2013)

I'll admit, I was never the biggest Jonathan Winters fan. I'm a joke man. I like a set up and a punch line. Jonathan Winters didn't do any of that. I don't know what Jonathan Winters did. I don't think anybody knew what Jonathan Winters did, least of all Jonathan Winters himself. He just came out and talked, usually as anybody but Jonathan Winters.

But funny is funny, and lord knows the man was as funny as anybody. He will be missed.

In Memoriam: Margaret Thatcher (1925 - 2013)

For over a decade Margaret Thatcher was the most powerful woman on the face of the Earth, and probably neck and neck with Reagan and Gorbachev for the most powerful over all. She was a staple of my childhood, and I can't remember any other world leader in power during the course of my life who was as dynamic or inspiring.

RIP Richard Griffiths 1947-2013)

I don't know much about the recently departed actor Richard Griffiths other than that he was in one of the funniest moments and movie history. Let's watch that moment right now:

The Wolverine Trailer

The guys ahead of me in line at the comic book store today were talking about this trailer and saying it looked awful. You know guys in comic book stores. They don't like anything. Anyway, I just checked it out, and I think it looks pretty cool. I'll see it.

Check it out here.